July 9, 2017
20 THINGS TO DO TO IT WITH THE ARCHITECTURE
Category: Design
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Align it.
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Simplify it.
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Order it.
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Place it on axis with it.
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Remove the barrier between the interior and the exterior of it.
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Repeat it.
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Repeat it.
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Refer to that thing that someone else did to it sometime before in Norway, probably.
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Establish a datum line through it.
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Make a half-hearted and somewhat esoteric reference to the context in which it exists.
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Note the direction of the sun in relation to it.
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Put a sun shade on the south-facing elevation of it.
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Remind us of what Le Corbusier did to it, preferably while using the words “Brise Soleil”
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Paint it white.
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Explain it while using large words without sounding too condescending.
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Waterproof the hell out of it.
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Allow it’s roof to leak, because that’s what Frank Lloyd Wright would do.
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Remove all the furniture from it.
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Publish a photograph of what you did to it.
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Make it stand for something, It doesn’t really matter what, just something… anything
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